2010-08-11

Airmail

Forming a shadow government in exile while waiting for social changes to take effect is not as exciting as it might seem.

Some days we sit around and write future press releases to practice propaganda promotion.

Most days, we write tomorrow's headlines based on input from our panel of experts - you know, the computer programmers, politicians and scientists we have on golden handcuffs retainer.

It's easier to know what's going to happen when you make it happen rather than "predict" the future.

That's why our staff of unemployed misdisuninformation employees get paid the most right now.

For instance, the leaders who will form the core of the Interplanetary Alignment Coalition, the precursor to the committee that will coordinate the popular people's opinions about whom to nominate as the official candidates for the first interplanetary government, decided to announce that the Interplanetary Consortium has officially disbanded the United Nations because it only recognises the authority of the One Earth government which abolished national governments in its proclamation of existence in exile the week before.

Other than that, we're at a standstill while premeeting subcommittees propose rough preliminary final initial drafts documenting diverging politiconomic pathways toward either complete economic ruin from whose ashes the Interplanetary Consortium shall rise or a select group of nonelitist elites that will volunteer to take the current state of the global economy private and create a One Earth corporation, eliminating the political class at once, giving the people equal corporate ownership to start with (and a small number of stock options for preferred shares issued to the elites for their sacrifice and dedication to furthering the travails and dispersal of our species/ecosystems into the stars).

Military and space leaders across the globe, both active and retired, from the upper echelons to the trenches, chosen for their stealth and loyalty to the cause, are ready to implement the coalition's plan.

You might ask what the plan is, I suppose.  Depends on which economic and environmental disasters we decide to implement next.  In other words, you'll have to wait to find out.

As you know, "we" is you, all seven billion of us and the non/living states of energy around us.

This week's word of the day (i.e., password) is fealty.  Pass it on.

REMINDER: Prepare yourselves now - any infidelity and economic hoarding on your part will be dealt with according to the people's desires (and you can imagine how we'll sway them to decide what to do with you).

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